Mike Shor: Humor




Universal Change of Grade Form





____________________ University

To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from
______ to _______ for the following reasons:

______1.    The persons who copied my paper made  a higher grade than I did.
______2.    The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.
______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I wont get into: 
        ______Law School
        ______Medical School         
        ______Graduate School
        ______Dental School           
        ______My Fraternity/Sorority
        ______The Mickey Mouse Club   
        ______Tri County Tech
______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ____________.
______5.    I'll lose my scholarship.
______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy
        of your exam.
______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not
        cover the material asked for on the exam.
______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little
        fact.
______9.    I learned all the facts and definitions but your exam asked
        about general principles.
_____10.    You are prejudiced against:
        ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks
        ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Whites
        ______Protestants   ______Moslems       ______Minorities
        ______Chicanos      ______People        ______Students
_____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will
        disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.
_____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the following
        illness:
        ______mono                  ______broken baby finger
        ______acute alcoholism      ______pregnancy
        ______VD                    ______fatherhood
_____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how
        you wanted that done.
_____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.
_____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.
_____16.    The lectures were:
        ______too detailed to pick out important points
        ______not explained in sufficient detail
        ______too boring
        ______all jokes and not enough material
        ______all of the above
_____17.    This course was:
        ______too early, I was not awake.
        ______at lunchtime, I was hungry
        ______too late, I was tired
_____18.    My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book,
        notes, paper) for this course.
_____19.Other ___________________________________________