The Princess Bride
Warner Brothers, 1987
In this fantastic movie, one scene highlights the role of common knowledge.
But perhaps more importantly, it highlights the notion of strategic moves.
When the rules of the game are flexible, manipulate them to your advantage!
The Man in Black (the good guy) challenges Vizzini (bad) to a battle of wits.
[Humperdinck and his men scurry off, while the Man in black finds and confronts Vizzini who
is preparing to eat.]
Vizzini:
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me...if you wish her dead, by all means
keep moving forward.
Man
in black:
Let me explain...
Vizzini:
There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully
stolen.
Man
in black:
Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?
Vizzini:
There will be no arrangements...and you're killing her.
Man
in black:
But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
Vizzini:
I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my
brains.
Man
in black:
You're that smart?
Vizzini:
Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard or Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man
in black:
Yes.
Vizzini:
Morons!
Man
in black:
Really! In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
Vizzini:
For the princess? To the death? I accept!
Man
in black:
Good, then pour the wine. [Vizzini pours
the wine] Inhale this but do not touch.
Vizzini:
[taking a vial from the Man in black] I smell nothing.
Man
in black:
What you do not smell is Iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, and
dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
Vizzini:
[shrugs with laughter] Hmmm.
Man
in black: [turning his back, and adding the poison to one of the goblets]
Alright, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you
decide and we both drink - and find out who is right, and who is dead.
Vizzini:
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine it from what I know of you. Are
you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemies?
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet because he would know
that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool
so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you...But you must have known I
was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.
Man
in black:
You've made your decision then?
Vizzini:
[happily] Not remotely! Because Iocaine comes from Australia. As
everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are
used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So, I can
clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man
in black:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini:
Wait 'till I get going!! ...where was I?
Man
in black:
Australia.
Vizzini:
Yes! Australia! And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's
origin,so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man
in black:
You're just stalling now.
Vizzini:
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant, which means
you're exceptionally strong...so you could have put the poison in your own
goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the
wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must
have studied...and in studying you must have learned that Man is mortal so you
would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not
choose the wine in front of me!
Man
in black:
You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini:
It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is!
Man
in black:
Then make your choice.
Vizzini:
I will, and I choose...[pointing behind
the Man in black] What in the world can that be?
Man
in black: [turning around, while Vizzini switches goblets] What?! Where?! I
don't see anything.
Vizzini:
Oh, well, I...I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. [Vizzini
laughs]
Man
in black:
What's so funny?
Vizzini:
I...I'll tell you in a minute. First, lets drink, me from my glass and you from
yours. [They both drink]
Man
in black:
You guessed wrong.
Vizzini:
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when
your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic
blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only
slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is
on the line!
[Vizzini
continues to laugh hysterically. Suddenly, he stops and falls right over. The
Man in black removes the blindfold from the princess]
Buttercup:
Who are you?
Man
in black:
I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you'll ever need know.
Buttercup:
And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man
in black:
They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up immunity to
Iocaine powder.
Copyright Warner Brothers 1987.